Grammy Season!!

Yes am back.

Funnily enough this is my first post of 2014.

Just wanted to point out a little something that i don’t think anyone has realized yet or maybe they have but they don’t have a loud mouth like i do 🙂

has anyone realized that Young Moneys very own artist and Cash Money Boss Lil Tuenchi, fireman, Wayne has not been nominated for sh*it.

Obviously not you guys were still crying over beyonce and jay z surfboarding last night …

and Yoko getting turnt up last night during pharrel daft punk and stevie wonders get lucky performance

(i swear i never laughed so much in my life)

Not only that lil wayne hasn’t really been nominated for the VMA’s or the BET awards last year and i didnt see him nominated for a grammy.

he even tweeted it himself and instead of doing a kanye west and ranting his ass off and degrading these corporations, man like weezy assured his fans he will work harder.

see below.

“Noticed I wasn’t nominated nor involved n da MTV VMA’s nor da BET awards…I apologize to my fans and I promise 2 work harder if it kills me”

Even though I am not one of these people, I have noticed that a lot of “hip hop fans” have been getting fed up with Tune‘s recent music and are complaining 24/7 that his music sucks. I guess this tweet by Weezy will make them feel happier again to know that he is getting his motivation back!

oh and despite what anyone says S/O to macklemore for winning a grammy he really worked his ass of and got nowhere for it and then his 1st album got him worldwide and famous he deserved it. Sure the dude even sent this text to kendrick lamar ….. you know just to rub it in

But let us be honest here i agree with the following dude

trrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oh yeah and did anyone else peep that taylor swift thought she won a grammy oh no here is a gif to remind you.

crazy girl and her ridiculous dance moves

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BOW DOWN BITCHES

We have all seen the way beyonce just came out of the dark with something new. Sorry understatement she came out with an explosion like she just sat back let everybody do their shit.

Janelle monae
chelsea wolfe
Alison Goldfrapp
Cate le bon
Laura marling
Laura Mvula

and much more but i know what your thinking, who the fuck are you on about who are these people. You are even right to think that way because King Bea just came and

Sparta kicked these basic’s into another realm of existence with 14 songs and 17 videos NO PROMOTION NO ADVERTISEMENT NO SLIGHT INDICATION, NEW TOUR ANNOUNCED AND EVERYTHING THE GIRLS ON SOME ILLUMINATI SHIT RIGHT NOW. Sorry for the caps my emotions just getting to me.

But that’s not even the main topic of of today. What am about to show you is a little comparison so you can see why Beyonce is right when she says BOW DOWN BIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHES.

So subject number 1

You know i got love for kanye and of course kanye got love for his chick. But this video is crazy and basic as fuck.

West’s Nick Knight-directed video features the rapper driving a motorcycle and Kardashian is riding it facing him. She has no bra on and her boobs shake up and down as the motorcycle goes faster. The couple get very intimate and appear to have taken a love scene out of their bedroom.

Man your girl is already well know from taking Ray J’s frankfurter in her batten burgers and you want to put her on fricking map again by making love to her naked on a motorcycle in front of a green screen of scenery.I love you yeezy and all no homo but fuck this, this one goes to team Ray J and your fake kim kardashian look alike of a girlfriend you draking motherf*****.

Subject 1 paragraph 2

Now Beyonce is clearly looking at you like yeah bitch i wear the pants in this relationship. She did not appear naked in this, she did twerk though like i mean she from Houston she shook her bootylicious behind. But she took a classy approach to her portrayal of the love she got for her man. Then man like HOOOOOVAA just killed is if i do say so myself, if I do say so myself(Get it…… no? …… listen to the song drunk in love then you twat). I’m just saying kanye you need to step your game up and realise you need to surpass Jay z someday like i mean that’s the reason of him making you protégé.(If you dont know what it means look it up) …. So when the day comes when he retires you will still be giving people Tyson blows.

Ok for the next comparison you really need to be on a laptop to view this to its full effect.

Twerk battle

From pour it up

VERSUS

From the vma (Robin thicke what were you thinking are you really that thick)

VERSUS

From grown woman preview

I think we know who has won here.

Rihanna keep trying(You destroyed miley anyways).

Miley cyrus.

Thank you for your time its hard to get 3 minutes of reading time from people these days please please please share this shit i know it made you laugh. By the way for those who cant take jokes I don’t literally mean kill yourself. I love Kanye West I really do I don’t rate Kim. Anyways I always have dope posts and I have one killer on coming for the end of the year. If you want to catch me and give out shit to me or give me new topics hit me up at.

and also for those who read until the end. Thank you so much you can get a 20 per cent discount if you quote this discount code : DOPE33 On the infamous Karmaloop.com. Merry Xmas

Beyonce back on that shit

So I woke up today to hear that Beyonce King Bea (I don’t know what her name is no more tbh) released an album overnight.

Beyonce says in a statement that she “didn’t want to release my music the way I’ve done it.” She says she wanted the album to come out when it was ready, from her to her fans.

Its her fifth self-titled album exclusively on iTunes early Friday, The album features 14 songs and 17 videos featuring dope artists such as…..

Jay z
Drake
Frank Ocean
And wait for it ………….. Blue ivy? what

and am not even joking so I took the time to go and get a link to the album and put it up for free download, but I aint the one leaked it so viola……

Track-list:

Hoerrer stories: Dressing for the summer in the winter

The Girl in the picture got you didnt it.

Ok its the winter you know Christmas is nearly here and everyone is out shopping and
that and so was I. Then the new topic of the day hit me like an automatic door i walked into last week.
(your meant to giggle right now)

Anyways the topic is how to tell a hoe by how she dresses.
I know, I know never judge a book by its cover. Well these books are not even wearing covers and its like -12 degrees outside.

If you are a FOB or just mentally retarded when it comes to women after we are done here you will be able to spot a hoe from a mile away. (From how she dresses of course)

Yes your starting to see what am saying, How can girls wear crosses on their legs when your va jay jay is filled with sin. Plus girl your knickers is showing no other girl wants to see that, but plenty of guys do though so you know what your doing.

If she is dressed like the girl in the image above with the denim short shorts(Look i dont know what you girls call it) and has a flipping beanie on.

I think everyone at this day and age has realised basic hoes have depreciated the value of certain beanies.(Not all just some of them). Gal like the one in the picture would dress in short shorts, t shirt and an open penny zip hoodie and then be like prrr its cold let me wear a beanie…………

If she got many of these type of hoodies in her wardrobe or on then you know she a cheap ass hoe. Why?

Because the more mens hoodies that she has that is not hers the more guys she has fucked straight up.

If you ever walk into your girlfriends wardrobe(she must be doing well to have a walk in wardrobe) and you see a XL last kings hoodie in there. She better be able to tell you with a straight face that her mum messed up the laundry and mixed up yours with her older brothers.

Any-ways that’s me done with this article. Dont refer to women as hoes just like i did cause its disrespectful.But at the end of it all dress the way you want to dress but come on belly-tops and short shorts in the winter what do you want rigamortis.

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THE THIRST IS UNREAL THOUGH!

I would love to credit the person who said a picture paints a thousand words because in conjunction with the title i don’t have to say no more do i.

This ones more for the ladies, you guys might get offended and might want to ali me later when you get me but your weapons shall not prosper.

Some of you would actually stick your dick in a female like this.

Why … thats not even thirstiness that is dehydration.

What would happen if you got such a chick pregnant………. let me guess

By now i know you lot (girls mostly) are like, wow how can you say all these things (you probably wasnt even thinking it but now you are), do you have a problem with overweight people.

No you assuming simpleton(I aint got no hate for overweight people or whatever if your overweight and you carry yourself classy then shout-outs to you)

what am saying is some of you guys would be in a relationship with a girl like this

and one day you will have the balls to go cheat on your “BAE” as you would call her with a girl(i dont even know if she is or not with them pacio muscles) like this

and never tell a soul. *Facepalm*

Did a braincell or 25 disintegrate in your head or something.

You want to go and cheat on beyonce with azelia banks are you sane at all.

Finishing note: All am saying is if your dating someone as hot as lets say tyra banks minus the helicopter pad on her forehead just be loyal and don’t go and pick up a chick looking like chief keef and cheat like that and then get all super sayan when you see some other gentleman like Miguel treat your women right.

Bad example? ok sorry lol anyways i love you lot share this everywhere there is more to come and also

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Now i got bare love for weezy aka tunechi aka lil wayne , lil tunechi, lil tune and the many other names he got for himself

but obviously sometimes he says somethings that just make you think ……… really .. a grown man like you cant think of a mind fucking metaphor to use so you hit us with such stupidity.

And then suprisingly you the fan will hear such lines and be like

If you are one of these people then you must be obviously one of the following

Not a rapper (see what i did there)
Not a true fan
Must be a simpleton who follows the likes of chief queef and gbe and such nonsense (last time such person said something like this GBE was painted in lamb blood on the side of his house ….. but that was in america i think am fine over here :p).
or a complete tard who just listens to anything with a beat
Or maybe you just normal and couldnt GAF

But anyways i thought i might summarise a line or three and my reactions to

it because i cant understand how he can claim he is the best rapper alive when he is spitting out

such terrible lines.

“Jumped on the celly, called Makaveli/He say he was gravy,
I say I was jelly”
—Reaction: Wait so now not only is tupac alive (which i believe so myself)
but he is accepting calls from other rappers too. *Facepalm*

“I’m beneficial/I’ve been official/I say you rappers sweet, tiramissile.”
—Reaction: hmm so your saying most rappers are sweet like cake … hmm
ok

“I get money to kill time, dead clocks.”
—Reaction: im pretty sure my little sister would have come up with
such wordplay. To anybody who thought this was any worth you must really
be a starter in this shit.

“Cause she my honey bee, yeah, buzz buzz/And now I’m itching and scratching, that’s that love bug.”
—Reaction: itching and scratching weezy …….i think your suffering from crabs

To my niggas in the game, keep the game fair/Players play, coaches coach and cheerleaders cheer…”

—Reaction: And drivers drive.. and dancers dance and teachers teach … nursery rhyme flow.

All these lines would be cool in a rap battle because people will laugh and that would get the crowd on your side but come tunechi

your getting paid millions .. stop slacking.

Man like weezy

Welcome…..

What’s up welcome to my simple blog. This is just a starter to get my message across but it will probably evolve into some dope ass looking site. I will talk about a lot of things randomly during some weeks so even if you hate an article this week, next week you might read some dope shit.

Of course as you can see i got perfect grammer (<——keyboard gangster alert i spelt grammar worong) but i dont give a f***, i will use every type of slang or whatever you want to call it to get the point across or get more followers.

Anyways if you read all this to this point then your a jobless c***,but guess what your my jobless c*** thank you for reading it down to here.

There will be more to come and i promise i wont be so mean next time. lol

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