Hoerrer stories: Dressing for the summer in the winter

The Girl in the picture got you didnt it.

Ok its the winter you know Christmas is nearly here and everyone is out shopping and
that and so was I. Then the new topic of the day hit me like an automatic door i walked into last week.
(your meant to giggle right now)

Anyways the topic is how to tell a hoe by how she dresses.
I know, I know never judge a book by its cover. Well these books are not even wearing covers and its like -12 degrees outside.

If you are a FOB or just mentally retarded when it comes to women after we are done here you will be able to spot a hoe from a mile away. (From how she dresses of course)


Yes your starting to see what am saying, How can girls wear crosses on their legs when your va jay jay is filled with sin. Plus girl your knickers is showing no other girl wants to see that, but plenty of guys do though so you know what your doing.


If she is dressed like the girl in the image above with the denim short shorts(Look i dont know what you girls call it) and has a flipping beanie on.


I think everyone at this day and age has realised basic hoes have depreciated the value of certain beanies.(Not all just some of them). Gal like the one in the picture would dress in short shorts, t shirt and an open penny zip hoodie and then be like prrr its cold let me wear a beanie…………



If she got many of these type of hoodies in her wardrobe or on then you know she a cheap ass hoe. Why?

Because the more mens hoodies that she has that is not hers the more guys she has fucked straight up.

If you ever walk into your girlfriends wardrobe(she must be doing well to have a walk in wardrobe) and you see a XL last kings hoodie in there. She better be able to tell you with a straight face that her mum messed up the laundry and mixed up yours with her older brothers.

Any-ways that’s me done with this article. Dont refer to women as hoes just like i did cause its disrespectful.But at the end of it all dress the way you want to dress but come on belly-tops and short shorts in the winter what do you want rigamortis.

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I would love to credit the person who said a picture paints a thousand words because in conjunction with the title i don’t have to say no more do i.

This ones more for the ladies, you guys might get offended and might want to ali me later when you get me but your weapons shall not prosper.


Some of you would actually stick your dick in a female like this.

Why … thats not even thirstiness that is dehydration.

What would happen if you got such a chick pregnant………. let me guess


By now i know you lot (girls mostly) are like, wow how can you say all these things (you probably wasnt even thinking it but now you are), do you have a problem with overweight people.

No you assuming simpleton(I aint got no hate for overweight people or whatever if your overweight and you carry yourself classy then shout-outs to you)

what am saying is some of you guys would be in a relationship with a girl like this


and one day you will have the balls to go cheat on your “BAE” as you would call her with a girl(i dont even know if she is or not with them pacio muscles) like this


and never tell a soul. *Facepalm*

Did a braincell or 25 disintegrate in your head or something.

You want to go and cheat on beyonce with azelia banks are you sane at all.

Finishing note: All am saying is if your dating someone as hot as lets say tyra banks minus the helicopter pad on her forehead just be loyal and don’t go and pick up a chick looking like chief keef and cheat like that and then get all super sayan when you see some other gentleman like Miguel treat your women right.


Bad example? ok sorry lol anyways i love you lot share this everywhere there is more to come and also

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